The Algo Made Me Do It Pocket Tee

The official uniform of "Congressional Research" carried out at 30,000 feet in a crowded aisle seat. You didn't click that link - the algo ambushed your innocent index finger, and frankly, you’re the victim here. This shirt is your ironclad defense for when a "pop-up" accident turns your laptop screen into a front page scandal while the flight attendant is trying to serve you ginger ale.