Don't California My Country T-Shirt

The ultimate firewall against the state that treats common sense like a gluten allergy and high taxes like a luxury subscription service. While Governor Hair Gel starts his morning "slicing a lemon" and gently stretching with resistance bands (because heavy lifting is like following your own lockdown rules - it's just too much work), you can wear the shirt that draws the line. 

This tee is boundary setting for the entire nation, designed for those who know that "progress" shouldn't look like a dystopian campsite with good weather. May trigger folks who think $7 gas is "equitable." Side effects include a sudden urge to use paper straws that actually work and the inability to take lectures from people who think electricity is a privilege, not a utility.