Come and Take It! Onesie

Establish the household hierarchy before they can even crawl. The “Come and Take It” Onesie is the official flag of the crib - a tactical warning that this tiny human does not negotiate with stuffies, siblings, or parents wielding a lukewarm bottle of formula.

It’s for the infant who understands that "sharing" is just a bureaucratic term for "unauthorized seizure of a pacifier." Perfect for family gatherings where everyone wants a turn holding the baby, and the baby has decided to exercise their right to remain silent (or extremely loud). High-stakes satire for the next generation of unrepentant realists.

• Ultra-Soft Ringspun Cotton: Because defending your liberty shouldn't involve a diaper rash.

• Three-Snap Closure: For rapid-response diaper changes during a tactical retreat.

• Linguistic Impact: 100% chance of being the first thing they wear when they learn the word "No."