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Biological Undecided Tee

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Premium unisex tee featuring the shrugging ASCII skeleton and "Biological Undecided" text - because some questions don't need an alphabet committee to vote yea or nay; they just need a shrug and a t-shirt. This one's for the holdouts still deciding if chromosomes are optional or just "problematic." Soft, breathable cotton blend, classic fit that says "I'm here for the memes" without trying too hard.

This funny political t-shirt is your wearable "¯\_(ツ)_/¯" for when the lecture starts about how biology is a social construct... but only sometimes. Wear it to the campus safe space to confuse the affirmation squad, rock it at the coffee shop while they debate your pronouns over oat milk, or throw it on for family game night when someone asks why everyone's suddenly an expert on XYZ. Ideal sarcastic conservative apparel for realists who have zero need for a feelings inventory.

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