Anti-Socialist Social Club Hoodie

The Anti-Socialist Social Club Hoodie channels the brooding, paradoxical vibe of its streetwear inspiration, but instead of existential dread over social isolation, it's pure dread over socialism's isolation of your wallet from your hard-earned cash.

Drip this at your local organic co-op to confuse the art majors, wear it to silently protest your HOA’s sudden interest in "collectivism," or rock it while reading Basic Economics in a coffee shop full of people tweeting about the revolution from their iPhones. 

Warning: Does not come with a government subsidy. No bailouts, no collective bargaining required. You actually have to pay for it with your own money. Side effects include increased personal responsibility and zero government handouts.